Robert Salazar
Robert Salazar



I was born in Scranton, Pennsylvania to two Southerners: one from Virginia and one from Perú. I have worked as an actor, drummer, stylist, and cake decorator (it was great). I now work as a writer and filmmaker (it’s even better).

Along the way, my clients have included the US Department of Health and Human Services, CareerBuilder, Ragú, Quilted Northern, Tempur-Pedic, the Howard Stern Show, GNC, Paste Magazine, and La-Z-Boy.

I was voted "Most Artistic" by my eighth grade class, but I understand if you don't trust their opinion. 


Email me, I don’t bite. (The cat bites. I writes.)