"Hi! I'm a freelance creative person and here's my resume. More regularly, I'm an actor represented by Gray Talent Group, a content producer at Good Evening with Pat Whalen, and a regular contributor at Paste Magazine. I'm a central cast member of the Spanglish novella "Los Secretos de Santa Monica" and its radio counterpart "Que Gente, Mi Gente." This 2017, I'll be making my Chicago directorial debut with the Associate Company. Please don't kill me." - my bio, as read to a kidnapper 

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