"Hi! I'm a freelance creative person and here's my resume. More regularly, I'm an actor represented by Gray Talent Group, a showrunner at Good Evening with Pat Whalen, and a freelance writer. I'm a central cast member of the Spanglish novella "Los Secretos de Santa Monica" and its radio counterpart "Que Gente, Mi Gente." I'm Boo Baby. This 2017, I'll be making my Chicago directorial debut with the Associate Company. Please don't kill me." - my bio, as read to a kidnapper

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